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| Perry Rosenbaum, Bunk 11
Camp Ramah Darom
70 Darom Lane
Clayton, GA 30525
there, you must write me a letter now. i leave tomorrow (FUCK YES) and
get back august 7th, so write me between those dates. and i will write
back, if that is of concern.
so, lets get to what happened today...
first off, my dad woke me up and, after 5 years of begging, took me to
target and bought me an ipod. however, my mom and brother and sister
are not allowed to know that i have one, so i have been incredibly
cautious about using it. whatever. then after a while we picked up nick
and tyler and we went to carmike. we bought tickets for the 1 o clock
showing of pirates of the caribbean 2, but ended up sitting for 45
minutes in the 1:45 showing. the movie itself was really good, and of
course, we all made hilarious jokes through the whole thing. i think
the greatest thing was the scene with caety in it. you see, caetys
vagina had a guest spot during the part near the end where johnny depp
was on the ship being attacked by the kraken...for those who dont know,
that massive creature with the rows and rows of razor sharp teeth, the
deafening cry, and the jizz-like substance it shot out at depp, thats
the vagina of our dear old friend caety. caety, if you read this, nick
said that, tyler and i just agreed. and you must admit, the two bear a
striking resemblance to one another. anyway, speaking of caety, we were
trying to trick her to going to discover mills by herself, but alex
went with her and it backfired. so the whole movie we laughed about how
we tricked her, and then when it let out, we were almost at the music
store and we hear people running behind us. we turn around, and its
caety and alex. AWKWAAAAAAAAAARD. so anyway we sat in the music store
for about 4 minutes and then we went to fazolis and got two 16" pizzas,
which mean me tyler alex and caety split one and nick had one to
himself. after that we went to hollywood for a second and saw our good
friend stranger danger. i think he graduated. sad. anyway, then we
fucked up borders by putting bibles in the science fiction section.
lolz@jesus and religion in general. then we bummed around target for a
while, then caetys mom picked up her and alex and nick, and a few
minutes after that my dad picked me and tyler up, we dropped tyler off,
and then i came home and slept for a while.
nothing going on tomorrow, anyone who wants to hang out will a) have to
do it tomorrow, my last day here for the rest of the summer, and b)
have to come to nicks house, which is where ill be most of the day.
yea.
write me letters, assholes.
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| none of you assholes read this shit anyway.
ive been at nicks house a lot lately, weve been laughing our asses off
at hilarious shit and causing trouble like we always do. ive been
hanging out with other people too, mostly caety and sometimes tyler and
hudson, the main crew i seem to have assembled (yes dammit im taking
credit for all of us being friends, even though none of you will ever
read this).
lewis black was just on the daily show...good. hes fucking hilarious, i
wish i could find his 2 new cds so i would have some new lew black
material, but his old shit is still the funniest things ive ever heard.
im going to jew camp in 12 days now...heres the address, even though, once again, no one will ever see it here.
Perry Rosenbaum, Bunk 11
Camp Ramah Darom
70 Darom Lane
Clayton, GA 30525
send me letters, literally saying anything, from july 12th to august 7th, or there will be hell to pay.
its 1:20 and i know i wont be going to sleep for at least another hour
and a half...my sleep patterns are all screwy...like the past week:
thursday: 2-10
friday: 3:30-10
saturday: 4-9:30
sunday: 7:30-9
monday: 3-10
tuesday: 3-10
wednesday: 4-9:30
today: 3-around 9:30
all those times are am, mind you. note the sunday one, see the entry
below this for details...that goes to anyone who for some reason is
reading this.
not much tomorrow, going to nicks again, probably come home and
actually read a good bit of my ap summer reading. synagogue on
saturday...joy. at least theres not bar or bat mitzvahs this week.
leave comments, if you happen to read this, on the slight offchance anyone will.
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| last night was fucking crazy...heres a simple breakdown by the hours:
2:00 pm-i get to nicks house.
3:00-nick wakes up.
4:00-we find this awesome show on espn2 called viking or some shit, laugh our asses off.
5:00-we begin to make our plans for the night.
6:00-i dont remember.
7:00-probably at caetys house, about to leave to get tyler. by the way, he got a huge haircut and looks hilarious now.
8:00-click.
9:00-click.
10:00-nicks sister picks everyone up.
11:00-tyler caety and prosper are stranded at nicks house.
12:00 am-nick and i are at mandys house.
1:00-caety nick prosper and i are all hanging out on caetys back porch.
2:00-same.
3:00-same.
4:00-same.
5:00-caety and pros decide to sleep some, nicks sister calls and tells us to come home.
6:00-we get to nicks house and theres this indian guy named hassan
smoking and watching threes company. he turns out to be the coolest
person weve ever met.
7:00-walking over to caetys house again.
8:00-after a few minutes of chatting, nick and i sleep on the sewer outside in caetys front yard.
9:00-caety thinks its funny to turn her sprinklers on to wake us up. i didnt think it was as funny as she did.
10:00-after sleeping in random spots on the sidewalk and in the yards
of people we dont know, we decide to go back to nicks house.
11:00-my parents picked me up.
so as you can see, it was an incredibly long night, many things i
forgot on purpose, and i got about an hour and a half of sleep total,
and that was on top of a sewer and on some random persons lawn.
all in all, it was a great night.
edit: our fat friend, nick, forced me to put his story in here. its about...something, i didnt actually read it. here goes:
Zeranium180: once upon a time
Zeranium180: there was a little girl named caety
Zeranium180: she was a magical faerie somthing
Zeranium180: and she loved to to turn people into animals and watch them have animal sex
Zeranium180: but one day
Zeranium180: a magical wizard came along
Zeranium180: and said she was a horrible faerie for turing people into animals
Zeranium180: but making them have sex was cool with him
Zeranium180: because he had been making a profit off of his new company
Zeranium180: "giraffes and other animals of te serengety gone wild"
Zeranium180: but caety was angry that someone else was making money off of her sex slaves
Zeranium180: and she had a hang over from a party she had gone to last night so that didn't help things either
Zeranium180: so she tried to turn him into a chicken and make a rhino skull-fuck him in the ass
Zeranium180: (it's magic, you can do that)
Zeranium180: but he was too quick for her
Zeranium180: and he turned her into a hot human chick that was scantily clad in leather
Zeranium180: then they had sex and had little magical babies who everyone called whores
Zeranium180: and they lived happily ever after until caety divorced the wizard and took half his money
Zeranium180: then the wizard developed a coke problem while caety married a rich 80 year old she had "fallen in love with"
Zeranium180: so the wizard cleaned up his act and went on tv with oprah
Zeranium180: and caety's husband dies but it turned out he had a prenup before the marriage
Zeranium180: so caety went broke and the wizard became a famous celebrity and married jessica simpson
Zeranium180: and the wizard but not caety lived happliy ever after
whatever its about, im sure its...a story.
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of course the heat was going to win. they had dwayne wade and shaq. and
what are they? niggers. and niggers can play basketball better than
some dumb swede or whatever shantytown in europe dirk hails from. add 2
and 2, motherfuckers.
edit: a little note, what the fuck is up with dirks teeth? those things are fucking huge.
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| yea.
i decided not to do the 100 eprops thing again...because no one reads this damn thing anyway.
address for jew camp...write me.
Perry Rosenbaum
Bunk 11
Camp Ramah Darom
70 Darom Lane
Clayton, GA 30525
do it.
i was looking through my early entries on this thing, way back from
september 2004...god dammit it was so fucking gay. though i did find a
music survey that was a favorite of mine:
1. Choose a band / artist and answer ONLY in titles of their songs: The Hives
2. Are you male or female: Find Another Girl
3. Describe yourself: Because I Wanna
4. How do some people feel about you: Automatic Schmuck, Main Offender
5. How do you feel about yourself: Hate To Say I Told You So
6. Describe where you want to be: A Get Together To Tear It Apart
7. Describe how you live: Supply And Demand
8. Describe how you love: Two-Timing Touch and Broken Bones
9. What would you ask for if you had just one wish?: Diabolic Scheme
10. Share a few words of Wisdom: See Through Head
11. Now say goodbye: Die, All Right
i think ill do it again.
1. Choose a band / artist and answer ONLY in titles of their songs: Bowling For Soup
2. Are you male or female: Smoothie King
3. Describe yourself: All Figured Out
4. How do some people feel about you: A-Hole
5. How do you feel about yourself: I Don't Wanna Rock
6. Describe where you want to be: Greatest Day
7. Describe how you live: Get Happy
8. Describe how you love: Sad Sad Situation
9. What would you ask for if you had just one wish?:Corndog
10. Share a few words of Wisdom: Shut Up And Smile
11. Now say goodbye: Last Call Casualty
that was good. i wanna do it again.
1. Choose a band / artist and answer ONLY in titles of their songs: Gorillaz
2. Are you male or female: Man Research
3. Describe yourself: Clint Eastwood
4. How do some people feel about you: Dirty Harry
5. How do you feel about yourself: Feel Good Inc.
6. Describe where you want to be: Every Planet We Reach Is Dead
7. Describe how you live: Demon Days
8. Describe how you love: All Alone
9. What would you ask for if you had just one wish?: Kids With Guns
10. Share a few words of Wisdom: Tomorrow Comes Today
11. Now say goodbye: Don't Get Lost In Heaven
well. that was fun. maybe ill do some more later.
leave comments or (ehh, fuck it).
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